* Hey look, you dropped your rights! [AP News]
* In an unexpected twist, Nonstick sticks around. [Chicago Sun]
* Shocker: Skittles could be bad for you. [Wapo]
* “Comply or pay up” say forced birthers. [KMA Land]
Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at firstname.lastname@example.org and by tweet at @WritesForRent.